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The Feral Reverend Desmodus Presents...
Private Readings
General reading not doing it for you? Want to go deeper? Have a specific question you want to ask instead? Peek through the following options or inquire via DM for something custom.
| Spread | # of Cards | Cost | Details |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3-Card General | 3 Cards | $10 | A general read on your situation |
| 3-Card Specific | 3 Cards | $10 | 3 cards to answer a specific question |
| You/Obstacle/Overcome | 3 Cards | $10 | A general advice spread if you're feeling stuck |
| Day or Week Ahead | 3 Cards | $10 | The general energy and challenges for the day/week. |
| 5-Card General | 5 Cards | $15 | A general read on the situation, slightly expanded |
| 5-Card Specific | 5 Cards | $15 | 5 cards to answer a specific question |
| Month Ahead | 5 Cards | $15 | Similar to Week Ahead but more in-depth |
| 6 Month Spread | 6 Cards | $30 | A look ahead for the next 6 months |
| Year Ahead | 15+ Cards | $60 | An overview of the year ahead |
| Custom Spread | 3-12 Cards | Depends | I create the spread specifically for you; DM first |
| Extra Card | 1 Card | $2 | Add-on to the reading |
| Extra Clarity | 3 Cards | $7 | Add-on to the reading |
| Extra Insight | 5 Cards | $10 | Add-on to the reading |
| Video Call | 0 | $10 | Add-on |
| Rush Delivery | 0 | $15 | Add-on |
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PLEASE NOTE: The Feral Reverend Desmodus does NOT read for health advice, financial advice, legal advice, or to get a third party's thoughts/feelings. These readings are for entertainment purposes only. The future is not set in stone, and outcomes are not guaranteed. The Reverend is not responsible for your actions or actions done to you.Readings are for adults of legal age only. Please respect that The Reverend does not wish to read for minors.
Ring the Holy Hotline
Send revdesmodus a DM on Bluesky with the spread you'd like. For spreads labeled Specific, please add your question/situation. Please also list any add-ons you want. The Reverend will respond with a payment link and a request for your email address. The reading will not be done until a payment has gone through.
Final Notes
Please keep in mind that The Reverend is disabled and also works, so responses may not be instant. The Reverend will do Their best to provide you with your reading within 48 hours of payment receipt.Unless Video Call add-on is purchased, all readings will be delivered in PDF format via the email address you provide at time of purchase.Refunds will not be given if you're dissatisfied with the reading.
The Reverend thanks you for your patronage. Hail Thyself and have a lovely day.